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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
beatlemeat
mesopelagic

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

mesopelagic

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

mesopelagic

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its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

mesopelagic

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toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

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beatlemeat
lvl-5-kobold

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

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beatlemeat
ithelpstodream

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

seriesofnonsequiturs

“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”

vividlyme

The white liberal part 😂😂

smallest-feeblest-boggart

You do NOT tolerate nazis in the media. You do NOT hear them out.

“Oh but it’s harmless no one really beli-” IT IS NOT HARMLESS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM A FOOTHOLD IN THE MEDIA, AND SO YOU ARE INVITING MORE IN.

themintycupcake

Also: punching Richard Spencer in the face during an interview made him afraid to keep doing interviews. Nazis are cowards when faced with genuine resistance and punching them is effective.

madamehearthwitch

“Why are you a volunteer Nazi safety advocate?” is my new favorite question.

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